Thursday, January 12, 2006

From the Inbox

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on
my operation table
because when you open them up, everything inside is

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside
them is color coded.

The third one responds. "No, I really think
librarians are the best; everything inside
them is in alpabetical order.

The fourth responds, "You know, I like construction
workers. Those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and when the job
takes longer than you said it would.

The fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed;
"you're all wrong. Politicians
are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and
no spine and the head and the butt are


The Vichy said...


Okay, now you owe me a new monitor. And some more coffee, to replace what I spit onto said monitor! ;)

Shelly said...


You liked it, eh?

Pez said...

Is now the wrong time to tell you that my dad was a politician?

If you replaced "politician" with say, Republican... then I could laugh. ;)

Shelly said...

Ugh. I forgot your dad was a politician, Pez. I know he was the exception to the rule;-)
Replace it with Republican:)