Wednesday, June 30, 2004

A joke from the inbox:

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy comes in for a drink and the robot asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The guy answers, "150."

So the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listens intently and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

Again, the robot asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "100."

So the robot starts talking about football, baseball, cars, and so on. The man thinks to himself, "Wow, this is really amazing." So he goes out again and comes back a third time.

As before, the robot asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "50."

The robot then says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"

Not much going on today at all. SSDD:-) I did make a run to Trader Joes to stock up on 2 buck Chuck & to pick up some other stuff I needed. I also went to Le Gourmet Chef to see if that's where we got the good sugar free syrup for Chris. It wasn't:/ I have no freaking idea where I got it, and its driving me crazy.

I finally went to the post office to get my swap package out. It never takes me this long to get my swap out. I feel bad not having mailed it before now.

I have to take the car in tomorrow morning......I think we need brakes. Shit.


Pez said...

LMAO at that joke!

Shelly said...

Glad you liked it;-)

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