Ok, I'll bite;-)

(Lifted from Snapper's blog.....)

If you call me Raingirl, you know me from the forums
If you call me Shelly, you are anyone I've introduced myself to
If you call me Punky, you are my husband
If you call me Shells, you are a high school friend
If you call me Shell Bell, you are Susan or Randy
If you call me Shellybean, you are Beatlechic;-)
If you call me Mom, you are my son Joseph
If you call me Nana, you are Kaya
If you call me Shell, you are Deborah or Joey
If you call me Karen Shelly, you are my brother Greg or my cousin Mike
If you call me Mrs. M, you are Adam