This made me laugh out loud, especially considering I got it from one of my more conservative friends.
The World's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "will you marry me?"
The guy said "No."
And the girl lived happily ever after and
Went shopping, dancing, drank Martinis, always had a clean house,
Never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.
I love my husband, but sometimes.......